![]() You'll be pretty disappointed how anticlimactic this game is. Okay, so, say we enter the code, and we go to Dracula's castle. Like the l's, you know, look like I's, the 0's look like O's, the 8's look like 5's so, why does there have to be so many digits? Y'know, like why can't it just be numbers or somethin'? Like, y' know, just numbers and not letters? I mean, it takes me, like, five minutes to enter this code when it should only take, like, five seconds. But why four? Like why so many? In general, I hate games that have passwords like this, because sometimes they have uppercase and lowercase letters. I mean, like, one of those little parts would be enough for a password. While most of the Castlevania games have symbols you enter for a code, this one just has a whole bunch of numbers. How about "vanquished this horrible GAME"?ĪVGN: (using the password feature to skip to the end of the game and having to input 16 characters) The only sure way to get through this awful game is to enter a code, but even that is way more tedious than it should be. ![]() So, what the game designers figured is this: it isn't absolutely necessary for me to read about how to find Dracula's castle or what I'm supposed to do with an Oak Stake, but what I do need to read, again and again constantly, is: "The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night". Why can't I do that when it changes from day to night? That would actually be helpful. ![]() But, when I find these books, half the time it's by accident, so I may hit the button and cancel it out which means I don't even get to read it and I don't have a second chance. (falls into water and dies) OH SHIT! Now I gotta start all over again.ĪVGN: Here, in the dungeons, there's books that you may find which actually give you clues about things in the game that you may need to know about. Oh well, I might as well kill some zombies in the meantime and stock up on some more hearts. (nighttime falls) Oh shit, it's fuckin' night time, now the stores are all closed and I have to wait for it to turn day again. This guy can go all over fightin' hordes of evil monsters, but he can't even fuckin' swim?ĪVGN: Oh, look, I finally got enough hearts to go and buy a plant that I need to cross the swamp, now let me get to the store. And why do you have to die when you fall in the water? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. What's the point? Yeah, the, I mean, the monsters are stronger at night and the stores are closed, but why's that necessary and why does the game have to stop? It's fuckin' retarded. I mean, this is one of the most annoying features in any game ever. How would you like it if you were playin' a game and then every five minutes I came over, and paused it, then counted ten tedious seconds, and then let you continue play the game? Now, I mean, why did they think that that would be a good idea and interrupt the gameplay, did they think it would be more realistic? I mean, in real life I don't have to stop in my tracks when the sun sets and a fuckin' box doesn't pop up in the air. Castlevania I and III are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight.ĪVGN: (complaining about how the game regularly interrupts itself with long, unskippable day-to-night transitions with a text box saying " WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.") Why does this need to happen so often? Like, every five minutes? Why does it take so long? Nobody feels like sitting through this every time. Pilots Castlevania II: Simon's Quest AVGN: This game sucks. 17.15 LJN Games Part Three (Wrestling and Other Games).17.14 LJN Games Part Two (Sports and Marvel Games).17.10 Greendog: The Beached Surfer Dude.16.12 The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man.15.11 The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask.15.6 Life of Black Tiger with Gilbert Gottfried.15.1 Chronologically Confused about Kingdom Hearts Timeline.12.5 Sega Activator and Aura Interactor.11.5 Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero.8.6 Bill & Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure.7.2 The Making of an Angry Video Game Nerd episode/Barbie.3.23 Chronologically Confused 2: The Legend of Zelda Timeline.3.22 An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol Part Two.3.21 An Angry Nerd Christmas Carol Part One.3.2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Part Two. ![]() 3.1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III Part One.
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